(Shouting from the bathroom) Hey dad! My peepee is getting bigger!
That’s ok Ethan. That’s normal. Just like the rest of you, it will grow as you get older.
You know what that means? There will be a monkey on my butt saying “Come on Ethan!” The monkey is invisible. Only I can see the monkey. The monkey will never leave my butt. It says “ I like the nectar.” “Oh hello little monkey how are you?
What are you doing this morning and now that you are ……
(to wife) Great, now he’s talking to it.
What was in the dinner you gave him? I want that too.