Dad, can I sit by you while you’re playing video games?
No. You are supposed to floss and go to bed.
Pleeeease? Can I please sit by you? I really want to be near you.
You just want to watch me play this video game, which by the way isn’t even for kids.
No. I just really want to sit by you.
Ok. Fine. So I can turn this game off?
… uh… Sure!
(Turns game off) Alright. You can sit by me.
Actually…. uh…. I already sat by you before so it’s ok. …….(runs away).