Dad, did you know Lincoln freed the slaves?
And somebody shot him.
John Wilkes Booth killed him.
Yeah, because he was jealous of him that he freed the slaves.
No. Ethan, he wasn’t exactly jealous. Where do you get this from?
Mommy, Lincoln freed the slaves.
Yes that is true.
And they went back to their country.
No. They didn’t go back. But they were freed.
Yes, the were slaves because they were old!
No! What are you talking about?! They weren’t slaves because they were old!
They were slaves because they were black.
Was I black?
(To wife) What are they teaching him in school?