Court of Ethan: The “Berdict” Is In – Ethan’s World

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ethan

Daddy, you have to play court with me.

 

rudy
Ok.

 

ethan_authority
I’ll be judge. You sit on this chair.

 

rudy_authority
Who am I?

 

ethan_angry
You are the accuser! SIT DOWN! You are on trial. You are ACCUSER!

 

 

rudy_smartass
Um, Ethan. Accuser is the person who accuses people. 

 

 

ethan_question
Than who is the person who is accused?

 

rudy
The defendant. 

 

ethan_facepalm
What a stupid word. 

 

rudy_question
Is this a fair trial or a kangaroo court?

 

ethan_shout
SHUT UP! Silence in my court. Where is my hammer?!

 

rudy_facepalm
Guess that answers my question.

 

ethan_angry
You are accused of eating a… Jelly doughnut! How do you plead?

 

rudy
(Thinking how can I move this along so this is over with faster.) I plead guilty. I did it.

 

ethan_authority
Let the trial begin. Defendant will present evid…

 

rudy_authority
Wait. I pleaded guilty. I did it. We don’t need trial.

 

ethan_authority
SILENCE! We now have a trial to see if you did it.

 

 

rudy_facepalm
….Shit. There goes my afternoon.

 


(10 minutes later)

 

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(Ethan speaking as a Toy lawyer): And as you can see evidence shows there is no donut in his mouth and the DNA shows that the he did NOT eat the doughnut.

 

 

 

ethan_authority
(As judge. pointing at me): So, daddy, Who do you sentence?!

 

 

rudy_question
I don’t sentence anyone. You’re the judge. You sentence people.

 

 

ethan_authority
Ok. I sentence the witness Rubber Ducky.

 

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……….  smiley-astonished-md

 

 

rudy_question
You’re sentencing my witnesses?

 

 

126
(Ethan as rubber ducky): I saw him do it.

 

 

rudy_angry
Ethan I don’t think you understand what you’re talking about or  what these words mean.

 

ethan_authority
SILENCE! Order in my court!

 

 

ethan_angry
(To Jury) Jury how do you “distlose”

 

rudy_question
huh? 

 

 

ethan_authority
(Ethan as Jury with 5 stuffed toys): 

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Jury 1: Guilty 

 

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Jury 2: Guilty

 

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Jury 3: innocent

 

 

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Jury 4: Innocent

 

 

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Jury 5: innocent

 

 

 

ethan_authority
(As Judge):  The “berdict” is reached. You are guilty.  
I sent you to 1 million years in jail.

 

 

rudy_shout

For eating a doughnut? Wait. Didn’t the majority find me not guilty?  But I still go to jail? (should be used to this type of system now…sigh)

 

 

ethan_authority

SILENCE! 1 million years in jail. Put on these handcuffs.

 

ethan_laugh

But don’t break them ok daddy? I need them later.

 

 

ethan_angry

Now you DIE!

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