Dad, George Washington was buried right?
Dad. When I die, I’ll be buried too?
I don’t know. Maybe. That’s your choice.
People who do great things are buried. Like historical figures. Not me.
No. Not just historical figures. Many people are buried when they die.
Yeah. I know. They are buried.
Yes, some are cremated.
Or donated to science.
Yeah. That’s what I’m doing.
Or left on the ground like a doormat for others to walk on.
Or just hung to use as a punching bag.