Ethan, who is nicer to you, me or dad?
Can I be honest?
Are you serious?! What the hell?!
You said I can be honest. How am I supposed to express my opinion?
Fine. Whatever. Just leave me alone.
Ethan, just go tell mommy that she is nicer.
Mommy, you are nicer than daddy.
Whatever Ethan! That’s what I get for doing everything! I’m not buying it.
Can I still have roast beef?
Is that why you told me I’m nicer now? Because you want roast beef?
Well can I? You’re nicer. Can I get roast beef?