I’m Anderson Cooper and you’re watching CNN/
(Ethan walks in. Looks at Anderson Cooper on TV. Then he looks back at me.)
Wow! Bill Maher really changed his look.
That’s not Bill Maher.
(Goes back to watching)
What a load of shit. I can’t believe they fired Kathy Griffin.
Huh? Oh. Well, she showed a video of herself holding an image of Trump’s severed head in her hand.
And that’s why CNN fired her.
She should have gotten a promotion.