Mush For Lunch – Ethan’s World

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ethan_question

Dad, what’s for lunch?

 

rudy

Soup.

 

ethan_sad

Aww. We had that yesterday, and the day before, and the day before!

 

 

rudy_angry

And you’ll have it again, and again until it is finished.

Now shut up and wait for me to heat it up!

 

rudy_smartass

Actually Ethan, soup is almost gone. Just mostly what is left over from the soup. So instead of soup you will have “mush.”

 

ethan_shout

(Starts throwing a hysterical tantrum and jumping around the room.)

NO!!!  I don’t want mush! I REFUSE to eat mush!

 

rudy_shout

Shut up! You will eat mush and you will like it!

 

ethan_shout

Why do I have to eat mush?!

 

rudy_smartass

Mush is what neglected children eat and that is what you are! So sit down and wait while I give you your hot mush and be happy it’s not cold mush!

ethan_angry

I’m NOT eating mush!

 

rudy_smartass

You ARE eating mush. You will have mush. And you’ll be happy to eat mush. Now hold out your empty plate, make a pathetic face and say “Please sir, I want some more?”

 

ethan_sad

(Ethan take plate in hand and looks at it in disbelief,)

You’re right! It IS mush!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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