Dinosaurs, Women, UFC, and Trump – Ethan’s World

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ethan_question

Were dinosaurs related to lizards?

 

rudy
Paleontologists actually believe they were more related to birds.

 

ethan_question
Really? When did T-Rex live?

 

rudy_smartass
T-Rex lived about 65 million years ago, during Cretaceous period. This was towards the end of the dinosaur era.

 

ethan_question
Did T-Rex have children?

 

 

rudy_smartass
Yeah. Actually after having sex, the female T-Rex would growl at the male T-Rex and threaten to kill him.

 

ethan_shout
Really? Why?!

 

 

rudy_smartass
The woman no longer needed the man after mating. So after they had sex and she got pregnant, she’d throw him out of bed. If he didn’t go, she would kill the male T-Rex.

 

 

ethan_shout
Wow. Cruel.

 

 

rudy_laugh
Yeah. The women were actually a lot more vicious then the men.

 

 

ethan_authority
Wow. Just like UFC !

 

Later that evening.

 

 

I walk into Ethan’s bedroom to see Ethan on our bed with his toys.  He has a toy dinosaur in his hand waving it around. He’s waving the big dinosaur at all the other little toys in a menacing fashion.

 

 

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(Ethan holding dinosaur toy, threatening all surrounding toys)

Hahahahaha! Now I am the king leader of all you fools! Donald Trump! King of this volcano!  Get  ’em out of here!

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