Gastro Surgery (or How To Scare Your Kids Into Doing Anything) – Ethan’s World

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marianna

Ethan wash your hands.

 

ethan_angry

No mom.  I HATE YOU!

 

marianna

Ok. Fine. I’ll just find another boy.

 

ethan_shout

No mommy. Please! I forgive you. Don’t find another boy. I’ll find someone else to hate.

 

ethan

(Grabs apple from fridge without washing the apple first. After multiple attempts to get him to wash it, nothing works.)

 

marianna

Ethan, you want to see what happens to you when you don’t wash your food? Your tummy gets poisoned and the doctor has to operate on your tummy. Here look.

(Shows youtube video of gastro surgery: )

whipple_operation_gi_surgery

 

ethan_shout

(Screams in horror)  NO! Stop! I don’t want to go to the doctor!  (Runs to the kitchen and washes the apple.).

 

 

rudy_authority

huh.

 

 

rudy_idea

hmmmm

 

 

ethan_smartass

(Jumping on the couch)

 

 

rudy_smartass

Ethan, you know what happens when you jump on the couch?

(Youtube video of gastro surgery):  whipple_operation_gi_surgery

 

ethan_shout

Noooooo! I don’t want it! I’ll stop! I’ll stop!

 

 

ethan_smartass

(Bothering me while I’m watching TV)

 

 

rudy_smartass

Ethan, you know what happens when you bother your dad while he’s watching TV?        Yep, you guessed it.

(Youtube video of gastro surgery):  whipple_operation_gi_surgery

 

ethan_shout

Noooooo!

 

 

rudy_happy

Yeah. He’ll be traumatized when he’s an adult. But by then, he’ll be the state’s problem. Thanks youtube.

 

 

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