Dad, they keep making fun of me at school.
You need to ignore them and not be so sensitive to everything other kids tell you. I’ve talked to you about this before.
No! The other kids in my class keep saying that I’m farting all the time but I’m not!
Just ignore them. Grow thicker skin.
You don’t care! And you know, this is a reflection of you too dad!
How is that a reflection of me? They’re making fun of you.
They’re blaming me for farting. And I learned all my life skills from you!