Ethan, your underwear! It’s backwards. Again!
No it’s not.
Oh? Then why is the hole on your ass?
Because I’m an asshole.
Really Ethan? Why do you do this?
Because, I be stupid sometimes.
NEVER say that. That’s improper grammar. Unless you are 50 cent, I don’t want to hear you talk that way until you release at least one successful hip-hop album. You don’t say “I be stupid sometime.”
What am I supposed to say?
Say “Sometimes I’m stupid” and yes. Yes you are.