Agent Ethan – Ethan’s World

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ethan

Agent Daddy.  Report.

 

 

rudy_smartass
Come in Agent Ethan. Are you out of the shower? Confirm.

 

 

ethan
Yes, Agent Daddy.

 

 

rudy_angry
Agent Ethan, air is contaminated. Put on underwear immediately! You will die of radioactive gas if the protective underwear is not on in 30 seconds (starts counting 30,29,28,27,26, etc)… Ethan, come in. Have you placed the protective underwear on?

 

ethan
….

 

rudy_smartass
Headquarters, looks like agent Ethan has died. Send in a replacement agent.

 

 

ethan_authority
No wait. I put it on.

 

 

rudy_authority
Good job. Floor has radioactive particles. You’re not barefoot are you?

 

 

ethan_facepalm
Oh My God!

 

rudy_smartass
Agent Ethan, put on shoes immediately in 10 seconds or you will be contaminated. You will die from lethal poison.

 

 

ethan_authority
(Running to get the shoes.) I put them on agent Daddy.

 

 

rudy_shout
Good Job. Oh No!

 

 

ethan_question
WHAT?!

 

 

rudy_angry
The air! It has been compromised. The air has been contaminated with lethal gas. You have inhaled it. Too late! You have breathed it in. It is inside your body already!!

 

 

ethan_shout
Agent Daddy, what do I do?!

 

 

rudy_smartass
You need to take the the antidote immediately!

 

ethan_shout
Where?! HOW?!

 

rudy_smartass
Quickly! In the headquarters kitchen area.

 

 

ethan_shout
Ok. Where is it? Quick!

 

 

rudy_angry
The antidote is in this pot! You have to take it quick!

 

 

ethan
The vegetable soup?

 

 

rudy_smartass
Yes agent Ethan. The vegetable soup. It is the only thing that will save you!!

 

 

ethan_angry
(Looks into the pot of vegetable soup)

I’d rather die……

(walks away)

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