Agent Daddy. Report.
Come in Agent Ethan. Are you out of the shower? Confirm.
Yes, Agent Daddy.
Agent Ethan, air is contaminated. Put on underwear immediately! You will die of radioactive gas if the protective underwear is not on in 30 seconds (starts counting 30,29,28,27,26, etc)… Ethan, come in. Have you placed the protective underwear on?
Headquarters, looks like agent Ethan has died. Send in a replacement agent.
No wait. I put it on.
Good job. Floor has radioactive particles. You’re not barefoot are you?
Oh My God!
Agent Ethan, put on shoes immediately in 10 seconds or you will be contaminated. You will die from lethal poison.
(Running to get the shoes.) I put them on agent Daddy.
Good Job. Oh No!
The air! It has been compromised. The air has been contaminated with lethal gas. You have inhaled it. Too late! You have breathed it in. It is inside your body already!!
Agent Daddy, what do I do?!
You need to take the the antidote immediately!
Quickly! In the headquarters kitchen area.
Ok. Where is it? Quick!
The antidote is in this pot! You have to take it quick!
The vegetable soup?
Yes agent Ethan. The vegetable soup. It is the only thing that will save you!!
(Looks into the pot of vegetable soup)
I’d rather die……