Ethan is a Murderer… of the English Language – Ethan’s World

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Ethan butchers the English language worse than George W. Bush.  And by the way….. I REALLY miss George W. Bush right now.

 

 

ethan_shout

Why do I have light skin?

 

marianna
Your skin color is passed down from me and daddy.  It is white because Daddy and I are Caucasian.

 

 

ethan_question
Caucasian? I thought you were Athians.

 

 

marianna
That’s Atheist, and that has nothing to do with it.

 

 

ethan

Anyway, Dad.  I went to the aquarium and we saw  Xrays.

 

 

rudy_question

Xrays?

 

ethan_smartass
Yeah.  Xrays were eating the fish!

 

 

rudy_question
Do you mean Stingrays?

 

 

ethan_happy

They were Xrays. Well maybe they were Stingrays because they sting I guess.

 

ethan_laugh
I went on the rides too.  But I didn’t go on the Holocauster.

 

 

rudy_smartass
Gosh I hope not. Who would want to go on such a horrible ride as the Holocauster?That’s awful. Are you sure it wasn’t the Roller Coaster?

 

ethan_shout
Maybe.  Hey, what is the difference between Karate and Kung Fu?

 

rudy_smartass
Karate is a hard technique from Japan. Kung Fu is a soft technique from China.

 

ethan_question
What about Tic Tac Toe?

 

rudy_question
What?

 

ethan_shout
Tic Tac Toe! My friend knows Tic Tac Toe. He’s trained in it.

 

rudy_laugh
That’s  Taekwondo silly.

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