Ethan butchers the English language worse than George W. Bush. And by the way….. I REALLY miss George W. Bush right now.
Why do I have light skin?
Your skin color is passed down from me and daddy. It is white because Daddy and I are Caucasian.
Caucasian? I thought you were Athians.
That’s Atheist, and that has nothing to do with it.
Anyway, Dad. I went to the aquarium and we saw Xrays.
Yeah. Xrays were eating the fish!
Do you mean Stingrays?
They were Xrays. Well maybe they were Stingrays because they sting I guess.
I went on the rides too. But I didn’t go on the Holocauster.
Gosh I hope not. Who would want to go on such a horrible ride as the Holocauster?That’s awful. Are you sure it wasn’t the Roller Coaster?
Maybe. Hey, what is the difference between Karate and Kung Fu?
Karate is a hard technique from Japan. Kung Fu is a soft technique from China.
What about Tic Tac Toe?
Tic Tac Toe! My friend knows Tic Tac Toe. He’s trained in it.
That’s Taekwondo silly.