I’m Dying… So Go To Bed – Ethan’s World

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(Trying to guilt Ethan into going to bed by pretending I’m sick. Angry dad failed. Responsible dad failed. Crying dad failed. Maybe sick dad will work. Will playing the sympathy card work on him?)

 

 

rudy_facepalm
(Feigns illness. Stumbling. Can barely walk.) Oh… ooooh.

 

ethan_shout
Daddy are you ok? I’m sorry. Is it my fault?

 

 

rudy_sad
.(weakly)…Sigh…just …ughh….go to bed….Maybe ….I won’t be…. as sick…. if you go to bed.

 

 

ethan_sad
I’m sorry Daddy. It’s my fault. I didn’t mean to.

 

ethan_sad
Are you ok?

 

rudy_facepalm
Yeah. if you go to bed. Maybe I’ll be ok.

 

 

ethan_authority
(Pointing at my nose.) But what is wrong with your nose? Are you getting old? What is that hair in your nose?

 

rudy_angry
Just go to bed.

 

 

ethan_question

Will I get that in my nose? (Runs to the bathroom to look in the mirror.)

 

 

rudy_angry
Ethan go to bed!

 

 

ethan_shout
You getting old dad? Will I get hair in my nose when I get old too?

 

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