Coming out to my wife…..in a video game

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rudy

Hey honey,  I need to tell you something.

 

marianna
What is it?

 

rudy
When playing video games, often times, I create or choose female characters.

 

 

marianna
ooookaaay.

 

rudy_authority
It’s just that most of the time, I prefer to be a female. In games, especially RPG games (Role Playing Games), that’s just how I am.  It’s just a role I’m playing.

 

marianna
Are you gay?

 

rudy_happy
No. I like girls.

 

marianna
Bi?

 

rudy_smartass
No! If I was, I’d say so. I’m very comfortable with who I am. I’m not into dudes at all! I just like girls. What can I say? I like hot chicks in games who who can kick ass. So in video games, I’m into chicks who are bad-ass and I prefer to play as a girl instead of as a guy in a fantasy world.

 

rudy_laugh

Besides, if I’m gonna stare at someone’s ass for 20-50 hours, I’d rather it be some hot girls ass.

 

marianna
Ok. I …guess …

 

rudy_question
Also, I usually make her a lesbian.

 

marianna
WHAT?!   Do I need to worry about you?

 

rudy_smartass
No. Usually in relationships, I have my female character hook up with another female character. I don’t know why. Maybe because I’m a guy or I just think it’s hot to have two female lesbian chicks hook up. Who knows?  But I just wanted to tell you, when I’m playing an RPG game, my character is almost always a female and a lesbian. And I want you to know that I am comfortable with that role!

 

rudy

I just wanted to come out to you… in a video game, that is.

 

marianna
Um… ok… (weird ass husband).

 

rudy
I’ve actually done something different this time. In Dragon Age 1, I made my character a female lesbian. But this time, I’m playing Dragon Age 2. And in this game, I actually made my character a Male. Just a standard male character.

 

marianna
Ok fine. Don’t really care but thanks for sharing.

 

rudy_authority
So anyway, the other day….uh…. my male character started talking to this other male character in the game. And it turns out that both of them are mages and we were both pursued by these hunters. So you know, one thing led to another…

 

marianna
Oh god…

 

rudy_authority
And we both started flirting…

 

 

marianna
No… just….

 

 

rudy_question
I complimented him on his magic skills …,…and his body.  He complimented my character on my looks and…..

 

 

marianna
I’m done with this…  (walks away.)

 

 

rudy_shout
It’s just a game!

 

 

rudy_smartass
Well we may end up in bed together……    just saying!

 

 

 

Update:   

And we did. It was a bitter sweet romance filled with passion,  sex, romance, drama, and murder.  (Mostly with me murdering him.) But alas, I had to move on.

 

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