Hey honey, I need to tell you something.
What is it?
When playing video games, often times, I create or choose female characters.
It’s just that most of the time, I prefer to be a female. In games, especially RPG games (Role Playing Games), that’s just how I am. It’s just a role I’m playing.
Are you gay?
No. I like girls.
No! If I was, I’d say so. I’m very comfortable with who I am. I’m not into dudes at all! I just like girls. What can I say? I like hot chicks in games who who can kick ass. So in video games, I’m into chicks who are bad-ass and I prefer to play as a girl instead of as a guy in a fantasy world.
Besides, if I’m gonna stare at someone’s ass for 20-50 hours, I’d rather it be some hot girls ass.
Ok. I …guess …
Also, I usually make her a lesbian.
WHAT?! Do I need to worry about you?
No. Usually in relationships, I have my female character hook up with another female character. I don’t know why. Maybe because I’m a guy or I just think it’s hot to have two female lesbian chicks hook up. Who knows? But I just wanted to tell you, when I’m playing an RPG game, my character is almost always a female and a lesbian. And I want you to know that I am comfortable with that role!
I just wanted to come out to you… in a video game, that is.
Um… ok… (weird ass husband).
I’ve actually done something different this time. In Dragon Age 1, I made my character a female lesbian. But this time, I’m playing Dragon Age 2. And in this game, I actually made my character a Male. Just a standard male character.
Ok fine. Don’t really care but thanks for sharing.
So anyway, the other day….uh…. my male character started talking to this other male character in the game. And it turns out that both of them are mages and we were both pursued by these hunters. So you know, one thing led to another…
And we both started flirting…
I complimented him on his magic skills …,…and his body. He complimented my character on my looks and…..
I’m done with this… (walks away.)
It’s just a game!
Well we may end up in bed together…… just saying!
And we did. It was a bitter sweet romance filled with passion, sex, romance, drama, and murder. (Mostly with me murdering him.) But alas, I had to move on.