I recall a conversation I had with an old female colleague of mine. In order to protect her identity, let’s just pretend I was speaking with Michelle Obama.
So if you’re going to law school, what kind of law are you going to go into?
What kind? Criminal? Corporate law?
That is a wide range. You might consider narrowing it.
Well. I’m interested in criminal law but I don’t know if I’d feel comfortable defending rapists.
So go into corporate law. You’ll work for corporations. That way, in a way you’re still defending rapists. But you’re making a lot more money doing so.
Yeah, but you know what? I REALLY wanna do criminals!
You don’t really have to go to law school for that. They have conjugal visits you know.
Um… anyway, what kind of food do you feel like getting?
I feel like Chinese food, but I don’t eat it much because my wife doesn’t like it.
Yeah. I also like Sushi and Mexican food sometimes too but she doesn’t eat that either so I don’t go.
Why don’t you go by yourself.
Because, I’d look like a fool going alone. I don’t feel comfortable going to a restaurant by myself. There are things we both like. She eats Indian and Turkish food. We both like that. So we’ll go to those places together.
What I need is a part time 2nd wife. A 2nd wife that I can go out to eat sushi, Chinese and Mexican food with. I guess I need a part time half-Asian, half-Mexican wife. heheheh.
Yeah. Just a wife for eating out.
I didn’t mean it like….that.