Double entendre with a colleague

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I recall a conversation I had with an old female colleague of mine. In order to protect her identity, let’s just pretend I was speaking with Michelle Obama.

 

rudy_happy

So if you’re going to law school, what kind of law are you going to go into?

 

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Defense.

 

rudy
What kind? Criminal? Corporate law?

 

 

1200px-michelle_obama_2013_official_portrait

Both.

 

rudy_smartass
That is a wide range. You might consider narrowing it.

 

1200px-michelle_obama_2013_official_portrait

Well. I’m interested in criminal law but I don’t know if I’d feel comfortable defending rapists.

 

 

rudy_smartass
So go into corporate law. You’ll work for corporations. That way,  in a way you’re still defending rapists. But you’re making a lot more money doing so.

ba-dum-tss

 

1200px-michelle_obama_2013_official_portrait
Yeah, but you know what?  I REALLY wanna do criminals!
(awkward silence)….

 

rudy

You don’t really have to go to law school for that. They have conjugal visits you know.

ba-dum-tss

 

 

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Um… anyway, what kind of food do you feel like getting?

 

rudy
I feel like Chinese food, but I don’t eat it much because my wife doesn’t like it.

 

 

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Really?

 

 

rudy_smartass
Yeah. I also like Sushi and Mexican food sometimes too but she doesn’t eat that either so I don’t go.

 

 

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Why don’t you go by yourself.

 

 

rudy_authority
Because, I’d look like a fool going alone. I don’t feel comfortable going to a restaurant by myself. There are things we both like. She eats Indian and Turkish food. We both like that.  So we’ll go to those places together.

 

 

rudy_laugh
What I need is a part time 2nd wife. A 2nd wife that I can go out to eat sushi, Chinese and Mexican food with.  I guess I need a part time  half-Asian, half-Mexican wife. heheheh.

 

 

1200px-michelle_obama_2013_official_portrait
Yeah. Just a wife for eating out.

 

 

badumwtf

(awkward silence)

 

 

rudy_facepalm

WOW!

 

1200px-michelle_obama_2013_official_portrait
I didn’t mean it like….that.

 

 

 

Thanks Obama!

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