Ethan plays way too many video games and needs to learn that what works in the game world does not transfer over to real life too well.
Daddy, I keep getting picked on. I’m gonna punch Brayden and Zion.
Ok, but only if they hit you first. Only in self-defense. Don’t start anything.
I’m gonna punch Brayden and Zion.
But only if they throw the first punch, ok?
I’m gonna press the CIRCLE BUTTON and punch Brayden and Zion!
No Ethan. Circle button only works in video games. This is real life. No circle button.
(Raising his hands like a superhero throwing a fireball. Waving his hand in the air.)
I’ll show them I HAVE THE POWER!
Sigh…My kid is gonna get his ass kicked.