You Can’t Hadouken the School Bully – Ethan’s World

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Ethan plays way too many video games and needs to learn that what works in the game world does not transfer over to real life too well.

 

ethan_angry
Daddy, I keep getting picked on. I’m gonna punch Brayden and Zion.

 

 

rudy
Ok, but only if they hit you first.  Only in self-defense. Don’t start anything.

 

 

ethan_angry
I’m gonna punch Brayden and Zion.

 

 

rudy_smartass
But only if they throw the first punch, ok?

 

 

ethan_shout
I’m gonna press the CIRCLE BUTTON and punch Brayden and Zion!

 

 

rudy_authority
No Ethan. Circle button only works in video games. This is real life. No circle button.

 

 

Ethan school family night 3
(Raising his hands like a superhero throwing a fireball. Waving his hand in the air.)       

I’ll show them I HAVE THE POWER!

 

 

rudy_facepalm
Sigh…My kid is gonna get his ass kicked.

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