And according to today’s forecast, Houston is doomed. You will all die. For the next 5 days, intense storms, floods, tornadoes, meteors, Godzilla, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria.
This is Britta Merwin. Meteorologist for Houston’s own KPRC signing off.
I love it when we have a weather situation in Houston.
Because I can turn on the local channel KPRC and I get to watch Britta, the hot meteorologist report the weather.
Daddy, don’t say that or mommy will be worried that you will run off with her.
That’s not gonna happen.
If that ever actually happened, I’d be more worried about Britta.