Dad, when was the best day of your life.
You know the day you were born?
Well, it was the day after when the nurses told me I’d only be responsible for you until your 18. Then, you can legally move out of the house.
I’m telling mom.
Really? Already?! You’re announcing that you’re moving out now?
No! So when was the worst day of your life.
Hasn’t happened yet but I suspect it will be the day after you turn 18 and announce to us that you’ve decided to continue living with us.
I’m telling mom!!
Good Idea son. Best to warn her about it now.