Sometimes, I like to create memes to show how much you guys fucking piss me off. My 2017 meme in review.
Even Grumpy Smurf hates Trump.
How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don’t worry. They’ll fucking tell you.
Just wait for Le Pen to win the next election, or the one after, or the one after. Matter of time before France is overcome by fascism and becomes as fucked up as we are. Then she’ll be saying “Should have just remained a piece of copper.”
Let’s be honest. She’s much hotter this way. And she still has two holes left if you truly feel the need to fuck her. I won’t judge. (Ahhh who am I kidding? Yes I will.)
I swear it was the fucking ketchup bottle! (https://rudeattitude.wordpress.com/2018/01/25/seinfeld-moment-the-ketchup-fart/)
Too late, Kim Jong Un. You can’t do anything to us that Hawaii won’t do first! Can’t kill something that’s ALREADY dead, can you? WE WIN!
Can we just agree that if you are not a computer programmer, software developer, or actually fucking “hack” software, you probably don’t know what the fucking word actually means. So maybe you should stop using the damn word.
No, you can’t hack your wardrobe. You can’t hack your diet. You can’t hack your career, dating life, or the elect…uh never mind. The only thing you can hack is a software, operating system, or application. And then most things you think are hacked actually are not. So stop misusing the fucking word! Looking at you lifehacker. https://lifehacker.com
Enough with this shit!
Now for the morons out there, let me translate what I just said into your language so that you can understand. Ahem:
When you hack, words, you don’t hackinstand, you sound like a hack. So please stop hacking these hacks. It doesn’t hack right and you end up hacking like a hack. Next time you want to hack, try hacking instead. You will sound less like a HACK and more like a hack. And after all, isn’t hack what every hack wants to hack?
Feel free to hack me a comment below.
Hacking people! I hacking swear.