Use Your Other Arm – Ethan’s World
Even though I have an injured arm, Ethan insists that I get him an apple and even figures out a way for me to do it.
Learning the Countries – Ethan’s World
Ethan’s mom tries to teach him the names of countries. Let’s just say it’s not exactly working out.
Murdering Pigeons – Ethan’s World
Wife nearly drives over pigeons while pulling into driveway.
I’m Dying… So Go To Bed – Ethan’s World
Feigning illness to get sympathy points from my son in an attempt to guilt him into going to bed. It backfires when his vanity takes over and he’s more concerned about getting old like me.
Ethan is a Murderer… of the English Language – Ethan’s World
Ethan butchers the English language by mispronouncing common English words.
2 Hour Urgent Care Visit = $7,000.00 USD
A surprise 2 hour urgent care visit one night while our son was throwing up due to a tummy ache. Treatment some oral medicine for nausea and basic saline IV. Cost: 7,000(thousand) USD. The travesty is not our broken system. The travesty is that our citizens allow this.
Culberson Your Days Are Numbered (or…Don’t Bother Wife When She’s Chewing Out Culberson’s Press Aide)
Meet John Culberson. US Republican Congressman of district 7 here in Houston. Overall douchebag who has ignored his constituents and avoided countless town hall meetings to host events for republican women. We’re gonna send his ass packing come midterm elections and replace him with James Cargas.
Oh and by the way. When your wife is busy chewing out your congressman’s press aid, it is best to stay out of her way.
Batman Answers to No One – Ethan’s World
Ethan demonstrates exactly why Batman doesn’t owe any explanations to anybody! EVER!
How To Do Your Job – Ethan’s World
Ethan gives me advice on how to manage my workload.
Rudeboy's World 