How To Destroy a Marriage With One Word
If you want to ruin a marriage, you can do it easily with one word as is demonstrated with a brief conversation between my wife and myself.
What Made Gatsby So Great (or How to speak like Trump)
Perhaps if I learn to speak more like Trump, I too can run for office. Maybe if I can respond to “What made Great Gatsby so great?” The same way he responded to “What made Lincoln so great?” , I can also become President.
You Are So Lucky I Give You the Privilege of Reading My Blog!
A special message to those who read or follow my blog. Especially to those foreigners from specific countries, like the country of Africa. You are so lucky that I gave you the privilege of following me. But I’m looking for followers from one specific country who has yet to visit my blog. I WANT YOU!
Asinine Job Ad: Speak Perfect English! Even If I Don’t.
Word of advise to anyone who posts a job ad. If you ever post a job demanding that the applicant not only be professional, but also speak, write, and understand PERFECT English, it may be a good idea that you at first ensure that you do so yourself lest you make yourself look stupid in the process.
Wife Stands Up To Big Organic
My wife stands up and simply says NO to a college hippy trying to push organic products on her. It gets really weird though when things… “heat up.”
Coming out to my wife…..in a video game
I come out to my wife as gay….in a video game.
Ignorance Is Bliss
Ignorance is bliss. This is demonstrated by a short conversation between my wife and myself.
Subscribing On Youtube
I suggest to my wife that she should subscribe to her favorite youtube channel. She then informs me she doesn’t want to “pay” for a subscription.
How To Kill An Erection
Ever wanted to know how to kill an erection? If you are married and have a child, it is easy!
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