Who Has a Smarter Brain? – Ethan’s World
Ethan asks who has a smarter brain and then lets it “go to his head.”
Marriage Is For The Birds – Ethan’s World
Ethan asks if birds can get married.
Agent Ethan – Ethan’s World
Playing secret agent game with Ethan to get him to get dressed and eat his soup. But there’s only so much a secret agent is willing to do.
Talking to Grandpa vs Quality TV Time. Choice Is Obvious.- Ethan’s World
Ethan’s mom tries to get him to talk to his grandfather on Skype. Ethan would rather watch TV. He justifies this by saying that since he is such an inconsiderate grandson he doesn’t “deserve” to see his grandpa anyway and should be forced to watch TV instead.
When Daddy Goes Low We Go Lower – Ethan’s World
Ethan finds new and interesting ways to irritate dad during a car ride by misusing Michelle Obama’s slogan.
I Be Stupid Sometimes – Ethan’s World
Ethan explains why he is wearing his underwear backwards.
Grocery Shopping With Ethan – Ethan’s World
Ethan and I go grocery shopping. I ask Ethan to pick out some oranges. This turns into a topic about Trump.
The Shower Killer – Ethan’s World
My neurotic son is always scared to shower. So while in the shower, he gets startled over nothing and starts screaming. I don’t know what he thinks he sees. To remedy this, he tries to talk to me or his mom while he’s in the shower. He’ll yell at us from the shower while we’re in the living room. He’ll start saying “Dad, Mom, how was your day? Um… What did you do? You know what happened to me today?… etc.” Just random bullshit to distract him from his fears. It is honestly really annoying.
So when the following happened, my natural fatherly instincts kicked in. I did everything I could to ensure him that he is safe and warm while I stood right next to him, coddling him and patiently waiting while he finished showering. … …. Just kidding. (Thanks Colbert)
Instead I did this…….
I’m Very Honest…Once I Get Caught – Ethan’s World
My son Ethan will be a great future politician because he is willing to be honest, comes clean about what happened, and takes responsibility….. once he is caught red handed and backed into a corner.
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